Paranormal Encounter

I saw an alien and a bigfoot in the woods last night. The bigfoot was sort of hopping and gliding from foot to foot making heavy breathing sounds as it walked, like Neil Armstrong on the moon. The alien made these really loud, heavy vocalisations that made the hair on the back of my neck stand on end. Then the two creatures looked at each other, pointed at eachother and made converse indications with their hands before laughing silently and switching roles, the bigfoot vocalising and the alien space-walking. It was a very disheartening experience that reminded me just how cruel and mocking the universe can be sometimes.